George Carlin-How To Handle A Heckler

Well, George did always had a way with people...





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George Carlin-Monopoly

"I was never really good at it (Monopoly), I didn't do very well... well, I'd have a couple of railroads... I'm not a complete asshole."


06 Monopoly



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George Carlin-Guys Named Todd

Honestly, this clip speaks for itself.


18 Guys Named Todd



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George Carlin-Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

This is by far George Carlin's most widely recognized joke, yet few are aware of the overarching emphasis this single joke had on censorship back in the '70's. Personally, I feel Carlin was one of the best at marginalizing anything large and putting it into it's honest perspective. This time he does so with the seven 'bad' words.





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George Carlin-Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments

I just noticed that most of the Carlin posts have something to do with religion, obviously a large part of George's subject matter, but not the overlying majority. I will certainly attempt to render this miscue.
In this clip, Carlin speaks about how we can 'condense' the 10 Commandments created by 'religious hustlers'. Can't say the logic is all that far off either, even for a satirical piece.





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George Carlin-Shoot

In this clip, Carlin breaks down the word 'shit'. It might be a '70's definition, but still applicable today.





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George Carlin-Parents Of Honor Students

Part of George Carlin's allure is his ability to disenfranchise 'key' parts of American culture by being brutally upfront and honest. The school system is corrupted in countless ways, and Carlin says nothing less about the system or the parents that fund and support it.





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George Carlin- Religious People

Maybe it's just me, but I believe Carlin's best work was done while discussing religion. Any time the subject of religion is ever bought up, this sound clip should always be referenced.



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George Carlin- Harley Davidson

My favorite Carlin persona is the one where he gets real worked up about something and drops an off-kilter statement that ruins whatever he had going for him. In this clip, he goes off on the weekend motorcycling enthusiasts who have started to build Harley Davidson theme restaurants.

"You ain't cool, you're fucking chili"

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George Carlin- Sanctity Of Life

I have a pretty extensive George Carlin discography and it's only right to share. This is off an HBO special he did called Back In Town.
Not to push religious views onto anyone but this piece does a lot to really display religion in a funny yet honest light. And he is right, God is the leading cause of death ever.

Sanctity Of Life starts from 6:56 and onwards.



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