I've always liked N.O.R.E.'s interviews/promo work much more than his actual music. There's an incredibly ignorant yet remarkably clever individual hidden behind N.O.R.E. and Victor Santiago plays him well.
Case in point would be his appearance on a porn talk show, giving advice to some guy named Snowflake. You can see that here.
But that's nothing compared to this interview that Superthug did with Life Sucks Die magazine. Not only was it conducted in my hometown (mini-Russia as Melvin Flynt calls it), but it is also full of classic one-liners and nihilistic wit that pulls on the heartstrings.
Below I included a few of my favorite excerpts. Major props to Noz, and you can read the whole thing here.
A lot people try to say that rap is the same as the crack game. It’s not. Anybody that says rap is like crack has never sold crack. Because in the crack game, I give you a package.I tell you, “Out of this $100 package, you give me $60 and keep $40.” If you don’t give me my $60, I’m gonna fuck you up. I’m gonna bruise you and scar you for life. In the rap game, I tell you, “This is a $100,000 here.
You bring me 60 out of that 100 grand and keep 40.” If you don’t bring that shit back and I fuck you up, you sue me! You’re gonna go the full length, take trial, swear on the Bible--it’s nothing like the crack game!
Noreaga- Well , I like full steezies. Do you know what full steezies is?
LSD- You might have to explain that.
N- A full steezie is a bitch that will suck your dick in front of your peoples. She doesn’t really care, she’ll suck your dick in front of everybody. She’ll suck all your niggas dicks...that’s basically my everyday plan. I find a new full steezie...I’m being honest with you, ‘cause I know this ain’t getting to New York, so...You know, I piss on bitches.
[laughter] It’s nothing. I love full steezies. And even I like the full steezies that won’t suck everyone else’s dick, but they’ll suck your dick in front of your man. I like those, too. I’m very uncivilized. Then you got the ones that’ll suck your dick behind closed doors, all day every day. Those are cool, too. It’s all full steezies, but there’s different ways of being full steezie. That’s my everyday life. I discover a new full steezie every other day. And I like to smoke a lot of marijuana. You got marijuana?
LSD- If you took the marijuana away, would you still be the same Nore?
N- Yeah ‘cause I would just get drunk more. And I believe I’m very intelligent. And I
believe I’m so wise, that I’ve never been drunk or never been high before in my life. I believe that my mind controls my high and my mind controls my drunkness. So in a second, I can turn sober if it’s a real situation.
LSD- Okay. So what’s the next slang to come out from Noreaga?
N- We call each other “Slime.” We don’t call each other “son”, we call each other
“Slime.” That’s what each and every one of our individual is. A person that don’t buy
weed but wanna smoke weed. A person that don’t buy cigarettes, but wanna smoke
cigarettes. A person that don’t buy no liquor, but wanna drink all motherfucking day.
That’s each and every one of our peoples. So we call each other “Slime.” And we’re
“Off the Yelzebub.”
LSD- What?
N- We don’t say off the hook, we say “off the yelzebub.” Like BUCK WILD! Off the
yelzebub. Like jumping in the crowd like I do. I’m ghetto. I’ll jump in the crowd and
suck a bitches titties and make her suck my dick after. It’s nothing. And that’s another thing we say. It’s nothing. It’s nothing.
LSD- It’s nothing.
N- It’s nothing.
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